Superhero Haiku

fly into the sky
pounding bad guys left and right
you wish you were me 

look at my new boots
jet-pack action in the heels
i’ll fly up your ass 
 
i’ve got a big gun
clackity-clack-clack it goes
better not cross me 

we all have big boobs
the better to fight crime with
smoosh you inbetween 
 
banding together
to kick some villain asses
you can’t join our club
 
black boots with stockings
symbol of might on my chest
i can kick real high

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