Computer Haiku

microprocessor
i’m glad you’re removable
feed you to the cat

hot circuits burning
a hole in my underwear
care to see my ass?

slender expansion
slot on the motherboard is
mute and obsolete

my logical drive
anticipating my needs
will you be my bitch?

the monitor is
staring at me with dead eyes.
stop looking at me!

tech support monkey
hunt you down and squash your ass
server squeals in pain

GUI interface
point and click is all it takes
much better than DOS

troubled blog cries out
“why have you forsaken me?”
evil host laughing 

SCSI adapter
can’t find your terminator
now you will not work

cannot post to you
cannot edit your style sheet
and cannot comment

lamenting the loss
of words on desolate screen
heal the wounded blog

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