It must be nice to be a bird. They fly around all day, going anywhere they want, not a care in the world (except for cats). And when they have to go #2, they just do it. Right then. Just drop the kids off at the pool, and let the shit fall where it may. They can even crap on cars and houses and leave presents in mailboxes, too.
If I were to go poo on someone’s car or leave a steaming pile in a mailbox, I’d get arrested. So not fair.
Birds are assholes. Time for target practice.