I’m all high. On something.

I just have one thing to say:  5 days.

I exercised 5 days in a row and am actually planning to do it on a Saturday.  Shut up! No, I will not shut up!  I’m high on adrenaline left over from this morning! No, you’re not!  I know you’re about to crash and burn because I’m you!  Okay, maybe I’m not high.  No, you’re high… on sugar substitutes.  You make me sick.  Oh,  yeah?  Well, I’m gonna write a haiku about how high I am!

big girl done got high
addicted to exercise
turbo jam’s her blunt

And, curtain.

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2 Responses to I’m all high. On something.

  1. Cin says:

    I am SO proud of you! Keep up the great work, but tell your lost pounds to find someone else’s thighs and stay away from mine! 🙂

  2. faux pas says:

    You need my fat! Take it! You know you want it! 😉

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