Whenever a customer laughs, an angel gets its wings. Whenever a customer cries, the devil gets another angel. Obviously, the customer is a double agent working for both heaven and hell with a home office in purgatory.
That guy smells like chicken and cheese in the sun, and it’s only 8am. It might be time for HR to revise the dress code policy to emphasize hygiene.
If you build it, they will buy it. And then they’ll break it. And that means job security. So please don’t build it, so they won’t buy it, so I won’t have a job, so I can stay home in my pajamas and eat breakfast food all day and watch the Sci-Fi Channel.