Cube Farm Wisdom

Whenever a customer laughs, an angel gets its wings.  Whenever a customer cries, the devil gets another angel.  Obviously, the customer is a double agent working for both heaven and hell with a home office in purgatory.

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That guy smells like chicken and cheese in the sun, and it’s only 8am.  It might be time for HR to revise the dress code policy to emphasize hygiene.

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If you build it, they will buy it.  And then they’ll break it.  And that means job security.  So please don’t build it, so they won’t buy it, so I won’t have a job, so I can stay home in my pajamas and eat breakfast food all day and watch the Sci-Fi Channel.

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