Insignificant Hokum

Happy Birthday, old woman! (Mom’s birthday was Monday)

I didn’t belch, fart, or make out with anyone during an important presentation I gave this morning, so it was considered an unparalleled success.  Some of the onlookers even shook my hand and told me how fantastic my performance was after the show.  And I didn’t even have to take my clothes off. 

I got a free lunch afterward (a raise would’ve been better). Wrote a haiku about the crusty hand that almost ruined my meal.

flaky fries are bad
crust on bread is even worse
butter that thing, man

I feel kinda gassy.

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2 Responses to Insignificant Hokum

  1. Tracy says:

    You are a fucking nut. God, I love you.

  2. faux pas says:

    Awww… I love you, too, T!

    I think I feel a snog coming on… 😉

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